They said it couldn’t be done – it was. They said it shouldn’t be done. We did it anyway. It was the great space race that first put our primate pals in orbit. Now it’s a skyrocketing cross of Falcon 9 x Grease Monkey to push the rest of you apes past the stratosphere. Godspeed, astro-chimp.
Yet another can’t-miss cultivar from the Baboon Botanist aka Bone Crusher. Lovingly grown in living soil, meticulously trimmed and cured – this stuff is an absolute delight to blaze up. Buds are nicely caked, weighty and thick, with just the right amount of stickiness on the breakdown.
Goddamn! This is one fine-smelling ape. Huge whiffs of creamy, chemy goodness, most worthy of a little chest-thumping. Cookies and Gorilla Glue lineage are so prominent they’re practically howling in your face. Super smooth with fantastic flavour right down to the dying embers. Burns to fluffy light-grey ash.
Welcome to the starlit void – you’re right on time. Kick back, set the thrusters to chill, and enjoy the ride while drifting along to spacy vibes and a soothing body buzz. Long Lasting and deeply relaxing, this is the go-to when you’re ready to leave it all behind. Quit monkeying about and wrap your opposable thumbs around greatness.
Aroma: Cookies, Chem, Earthy
Effects: Relaxing, Spacy, Body High
Medical: Chronic Pain, Insomnia, Nausea
Skookum Cannabis are a collective of highly experienced farmers. Flower is dried in a temperature and humidity controlled environment. After this, cold curing takes place for a minimum of 14 days. The result is a more pronounced and robust terpene profile and the finest representation of the strain. Respecting the land, air, sea and the first nations of our west coast, we are proud to offer the fruits of our labour, Skookum Cannabis.